boring shit

life's so fucking bored...

without sex, there's no life

the topic has nth to do wif wat i wanna say here.

some stuff happened today... including ranking the girls in my class from prettiest to ugliest.. kinda fun, we're thinking, if the girls were to rank us, 8 guys in the class.. so.. the 8th position.... write all our names there.. lol...eh.. sch was boring, food was great, i dun think a lot so i got nth much to say

Oh ya.. today i locked the lecturer and the class out of the room.. lol.. eh... for a while only.... later on got cell group, damn boring.. sian.. kinda forced to go there..  My nice odd week over already.. next week back to the even/tiring/boring/long/even week.

Thing to do for the day: wipe ur ass with toilet paper if you use water OR wash your ass with water if you use toilet paper!!

My love for red decks causing me to attempt another red deck..

tts all for now.. as my fren would say.. YOUR MOTHER PUSSY TEI TEI!

- zer0ballz

MINE!

Woot.. never expected to cre8 my own blog.. but heck.. now i got free speech!! without getting whack by group of angry pple.. lol..

 title of this page will be known S&J crap! Its to let extremely bored pple like us to share with the world wat we've seen in our visions...

the best part of all of this.. you cant do shit abt it!! yeah. u stfu.. now listen to us tok cock! As experienced cock tokers.. we would like to start off by telling u a story abt how chicken came into power before the lion took over.

It started when the chicken was the largest creature alive... but chickens are afraid of one thing.. eggs... they fear them coz eggs were round.. then one day.. it rained eggs.. and chicken's balls shrunk like hell.. and lion ate them(balls) up.. which explains a chicken is some1 without balls..
morale of the story is, eggs are meant to be eaten.. however without them.. there wont be more eggs coz there wont be chickens to lay them!!!

If i wanted ur opinion, i would have told u wat it was

currently.. uncle and me aka zer0ballz.. we wish to express our extreme points of view in this blog.. and we welcome any views u have.... abt anything under the sun! Wars! Gays! Homos! Sex! Race! Religion! anything!

 just like K-chat in vice city or chatterbox in GTA3, give us your shit, we value them!

both of us happen to be fortune tellers.. tell us ur prob and we'll gif u the best solution!  And we're aren't responsible whether u do them or not,  we plant the seed, its up to u to grow them.

For all those magic lovers out there.. yeah,.. the title is the flavour text for Stifle.

- zer0ballz

AwW DicK hEaDs All aRouNd

I Am Zer0ballz fren , Uncle . Just to let u all noE , both of us come from a shitty small country singapore, (sing a pore). we are Always Fucked by our neighbouring countries and other countries like china.
although i am not a crazy patronic fellow whu wunt for my country like those sucide bombers or wateva. I am still pretty pIssed hoW otheR countRies COmE screw With uS, for instence the old malaysia Prime minister always find shit to quarrel wif us, Threaten us like shit, by cutting water supply, those fucker SIGNED ON A DOTTED LINE to supply us wif theirr shit water till 2XXX year, budden those dick heads keep changing their fucking idea, saying all kinda shit. crazy shit head like them quarrel wif uS over a single fucking island, __ them, so much bigger den uS still wanna fuck over a stupid island, bring us to court, lose den finally STFU. threaten to bring us to war, ask them wait long long, one stupid Weak army and equipment, more ppl den us , SO WAT all dumb pea brains, most likely they dunnO how to Pee or shoot a gun. can easily screw them all, their air force so ancient tat it can be compared to be as those WWII planes, which can be shoot Down lIke Flies. ONE stupid shit country under a stupid ruler's rule. LuCkily he finally RETIRE, hopefully the new prime minister dun come fuck wif us again.

Uncle.