Haha, stupid dicks

If you actually believe the previous post, give yourself a kick in the "christmas bells". Christmas is coming soon! Not sure if anyone else is as excited as me. There's gonna be all sorts of nice foods at the "party" at the pastor's place. w00t!

School started, missed 1 whole week of school. Hah! I got MC... I kinda miss school, my dear classmates and of course.. her... Anyway, it brings me great pleasure to bring to you...

Top 10 things to do this Christmas eve

10) Dress up your brother
Its never too late to get your family members into the festive mood

9) Lose your virginity
Since Mary gave birth to baby Jesus while being a virgin, its your part not be a virgin to empahsize the miracle.
Blk 115, Marsiling Rise, #11-386, Hp: 97279175.. You know who to call...

8) Can't think of anything else

7) Act like the Grinch and steal presents, but instead of throwing them away, keep them and play all night long

6) Watch a Christmas related movie

5) Maybe I will edit this later

4) Hell... I'm sleepy

3,2,1) Coz I'm too fucking lazy... lol

There you have it, Top 10..er.. 3? 4..? things to do for Christmas Eve!!

Once again, I want to ahpolojise for mah pur england, mi toopid 1337 1337!

Final post

If you are reading this, that means I'm already dead.
You are either laughing your ass off or er... laughing your butt off. ?? Anyway, this is my suicide note, yah.. you should know. Cause I spammed as msn nick so people will bother to come here...

First of all, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for coming and ... seeing me off.
I have enjoyed and suffered 17 years in this world. I had great times playing basketball with my friends, playing magic, doing stuff, not doing stuff. I also have many regrets. One would be that I forgot to left milk and cookies for santa last year. That resulted in a crappy christmas present.

Now that my only reason keeping me alive is gone. What is it, you ask? I have just realised that santa clause isn't real. Yes! Its true! I'm going to die my favourite way, the carbon monoxide poisoning way. Simple and painless, excellent choice of suicide method.

For those who will miss me, most probably a very small number of you, remember this... I'll always be in your heart.. or brain or form of memory.. or ghost.. I'm not sure, you won't be alone, thats for sure.

Okay, if you have read till here means either you are very bored or you believe I'm dead. This reminds me of first person stories people write and end of by killing themselves. LOL... Okay, this will be my last entry, or is it? I want to let all those people I care about know I care about them before I am dead, or am I? I want to end of by saying if you actually believe this crap, you ought to get castrated or something. Oh ya, castration means balls cut off, not dick... if you're a girl, then its ovaries... not a pretty sight eh?

Forgive my poor english, I'm in band 3 see? My punctuation sucks, grammar, and speeling 5u><><0r5!!!111!! 1 @/\/\ t34 1337!!!111!one!eleven!!11