Final post

If you are reading this, that means I'm already dead.
You are either laughing your ass off or er... laughing your butt off. ?? Anyway, this is my suicide note, yah.. you should know. Cause I spammed as msn nick so people will bother to come here...

First of all, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for coming and ... seeing me off.
I have enjoyed and suffered 17 years in this world. I had great times playing basketball with my friends, playing magic, doing stuff, not doing stuff. I also have many regrets. One would be that I forgot to left milk and cookies for santa last year. That resulted in a crappy christmas present.

Now that my only reason keeping me alive is gone. What is it, you ask? I have just realised that santa clause isn't real. Yes! Its true! I'm going to die my favourite way, the carbon monoxide poisoning way. Simple and painless, excellent choice of suicide method.

For those who will miss me, most probably a very small number of you, remember this... I'll always be in your heart.. or brain or form of memory.. or ghost.. I'm not sure, you won't be alone, thats for sure.

Okay, if you have read till here means either you are very bored or you believe I'm dead. This reminds me of first person stories people write and end of by killing themselves. LOL... Okay, this will be my last entry, or is it? I want to let all those people I care about know I care about them before I am dead, or am I? I want to end of by saying if you actually believe this crap, you ought to get castrated or something. Oh ya, castration means balls cut off, not dick... if you're a girl, then its ovaries... not a pretty sight eh?

Forgive my poor english, I'm in band 3 see? My punctuation sucks, grammar, and speeling 5u><><0r5!!!111!! 1 @/\/\ t34 1337!!!111!one!eleven!!11