You Lucky Dog

Congratulations! You have found my secret blog. To get your prize, approach me and say:

two juicy chicken patties, special mayo, lettuce, cheese on a toasted saseme seed bun in under 10 seconds

say all of that in under 10 seconds, slap your left and right cheek 4 times each, alternating each time. Ass cheek, that is... and you'll get your mystery prize!!!

I just wanna tell all those reading this that you're among the special few who know my blog. Whether its a bad thing or good thing is up to you.


If you can read this, you don't need glasses. If you are wearing glasses, you don't have to change it. If you still reading this, you wasted 7 seconds of your life. However, its worth it. Why? Coz you wasted another 2 seconds reading this.

valentine's day

Muhaha, its been forever since I last updated this forsaken blog. Now I am back, on this special day to bring you some of my thoughts.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Sorry for the caps, just had to do it. Lol. This is one day where lovers say "I love you" about 34% more than other days. Kiss about 60% more than other days. Fu*k... er... possibly for the first time. Anyways, this day gave all those hopeful people a chance to give their crushes some stuff, to proclaim their everlasting love and shit. Stuff like flowers, letters, chocolates and pretty small stuff and all sorts of other rubbish.

Just like the points in Whose Line Is It Anway?, it doesn't matter. Lol. However, this year is special. This year, I KNEW when valentine's day was. HAH!

The whole fucking causeway point was booked. Wanted to eat jap food with my mummy, but all those kiddies saving 3 years for this day took up all the fucking space. Damn... had to settle for foodcourt.

To me, valentine's day is just another day exploited by those capitalist bastards. 1 day of insane waste of money on overpriced roses, expensive fancy food and other stuff, just because this day is "special"

Either that or I'm grumpy about not having a date. 86% is the above one.

For all you love birdies, all the best, hope condoms don't break (hee hee) and enjoy each other's company. I've seen too many stupid post about sad love stories and must pass on or you'll suffer the same. Hmm, for the record, I seriously think those chain mail and friendster's bulletin board forwarding thing is crap... I mean.. shit.. er.. I mean.. Flaming bag of dog poo with vomit. There.. I feel better already.

-zer0ballz