You Lucky Dog

Congratulations! You have found my secret blog. To get your prize, approach me and say:

two juicy chicken patties, special mayo, lettuce, cheese on a toasted saseme seed bun in under 10 seconds

say all of that in under 10 seconds, slap your left and right cheek 4 times each, alternating each time. Ass cheek, that is... and you'll get your mystery prize!!!

I just wanna tell all those reading this that you're among the special few who know my blog. Whether its a bad thing or good thing is up to you.


If you can read this, you don't need glasses. If you are wearing glasses, you don't have to change it. If you still reading this, you wasted 7 seconds of your life. However, its worth it. Why? Coz you wasted another 2 seconds reading this.