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I'm bored, so here I am. Gonna talk about something no one listens or reads.

Guess what?

I seriously have no idea what to talk about.

How about this...

Police came to my house last week, they came asking for my dad. Whether we've seen him lately. Er, actually they left a number and my mum called them.

Turns out my dad did some shit, no idea what, cause my mum doesn't want to know. So there's no way I'll know unless I call the police up.

His pension is due in 2 months time, something like that and he can get sacked for the shit he've done. And something about migrating to the philliphines(sp?).

I've haven't thought of my dad for quite some time now. This evening during dinner, I asked my mum what would I have to do if my dad.. er hem.. move to a better/worse place?

My mum direct orders were, go pay your respects as a son. Afterall, he's your father. Kinda weird if you ask me. I'll go there, won't shed a single tear. Pay my respect for a man I hardly knew. God knows whether he got other kids of his own.

Talking about other kids, that could mean I'll have a half brother or sister which would be kinda cool, in a way.

I'm not sure if I can even recongise my dad, most likely I would be able to but my eyesight gotten worse because of 6 hours in front of the computer everyday. Except for... er... no exceptions! lol...

With that, I end this meaningless post. Well, not much funny stuff in this post but fuck it. This is my blog, I post what I want to. Salleh will attempt to get Ziella's(sp?) number tomorrow. When will I grow such balls to do that? 10 bucks say salleh would succeed and they'll get together.

- zer0ballz AKA Iammortal AKA jellyfish AKA Jeremy

Romantic Films

Romantic films are like our country, something has to go wrong. I don't believe people would want to watch a romantic film involving a couple loving each other, expressing their love all day long without any conflict or trial to "test" their love. Unless of couse, the "expressing" of love is.. well.. making it... Ha... Anyways some shit has to happen, someone has to intervene, someone gonna start crying... blah blah

I'm just gonna list out some basic plots of most romantic films

The adulterous pair

man/woman realised they married the wrong person, then fucks this other woman/man all day, telling their spouse they went to... er... overseas business meeting.
People found out, they decided to run OR somehow their spouse lost the love too and cheating on him/her, so its even and they go their separate ways

The I-didn't-know-I-love-him/her-until-he's/she's-about-to-die plot

boy likes girl, girl dunno, blah blah blah, girl feels something, unsure, boy dies to something that is DIRECTLY related to the girl, too late for girl to say anything, live miserably
Seriously.. Kannaduki No Miko's story line is something like that, except the he is a she and the she is... well... a she too, really cool, not hentai though. Sad day for all your pervs out there

The byebye, you're dead and i'm widow for life

These stories usually end up with the guy dying. Usually it shows their struggles and stuff, some to the extent of looking for a person to replace them when they go to hell. Blah blah, I slept through one of this shit. For some reason, the girl won't remarry, even if it makes the guy happy. Goddamn woman, can't fufill a dying man's wish. And, the girl would be exceptionally beautiful, what a waste....

I guess thats all for today. Hopefully you would be able to spot these plots the next time you watch a Romantic movie.

All spelling errors are doned on prupose

Divine Intervention

I was chatting with my friend one day when I realised a formula for something very common in our everyday lives.

Anger taken in( anger/sec) > Anger limitation (constant)**
Anger Dispersion ( anger/night*)

The above would result in expressing your anger in violent or hurtful ways.

*Night as in time u take to sleep
** varies with each person

Everyone has different Anger Dispersion and Anger Limitation. As for me, I have high Anger Dispersion but Low Anger Limitation. Meaning, I get angry very easily, but after 1 night's sleep. Usually I won't think about it or hold grudges.

Based on my narrow observation, I realised most girls have low dispersion of anger, they tend to keep stuff in their heart, backstab when there's a chance.

I end this post with this Disclaimer

Disclaimer: zer0ballz have all rights to the above equation and any varients of it. This equation is complete bullshit and cannot be used against me for any reason. I have no idea what to type for disclaimer.

Back from the dead

Yo! All you people patiently waiting for my next post. Well... wait no more, its here. Where? you ask. Its here, dumbass!

I got my hands on Metal Gear Solid 3, not easy to play, controls still need some time to get used to, slightly different from Sons of Liberty. Anyways, they threw in lots of stuff in MGS3. Its probably going to take me at least 15 hours of playing to complete NORMAL. Possibly 150 hours to complete EXTREME. LOL.

Today, I'll attempt a different style of writing.

It goes something like this.
I will press enter at the end of each sentence.
Like this.
See?
Then my post would seem longer.
A little easier to read too.

Next, I shall present to you, my thoughts for today!

These are the stuff I thought of today. In random order

sex, games, anime, industrial visit worksheet, report, counter-strike, using the computer without booking, food, cards, maplestory, bannings and the destruction of Raffinity, possible new decks to form, how sad my little life is, how lonely I am, how come I'm so hungry, what will happen after this semester... thats about it for now

Hai~ Can't think of anything funny to type. Oh ya... btw, "playboy: the mansion" game is uber cool. Back to nothingness, no idea why I bother to post at all. I come to this create a new post page so many times, typed some shit, then closed the window. Why do I desperately want to let people know what I'm feeling? Not that those reading these are worthy enough to be called people. That reminds me.

This joke came from "Friends"
Joey asked," If homo sapiens are indeed homo sapiens, is that the reason why they're extinct?"

haha... okay, not that funny

er... here's something, my birthday is coming soon. 21st March
Feel free to whack me or give me a gift or make me feel extra special in your own way.
Actually, I deserve nothing excluding whacking.

The title of this post has absolutely no relevance to what I have typed so far.
Thank you for your time

Kthxbai!

-zer0ballz