Romantic Films

Romantic films are like our country, something has to go wrong. I don't believe people would want to watch a romantic film involving a couple loving each other, expressing their love all day long without any conflict or trial to "test" their love. Unless of couse, the "expressing" of love is.. well.. making it... Ha... Anyways some shit has to happen, someone has to intervene, someone gonna start crying... blah blah

I'm just gonna list out some basic plots of most romantic films

The adulterous pair

man/woman realised they married the wrong person, then fucks this other woman/man all day, telling their spouse they went to... er... overseas business meeting.
People found out, they decided to run OR somehow their spouse lost the love too and cheating on him/her, so its even and they go their separate ways

The I-didn't-know-I-love-him/her-until-he's/she's-about-to-die plot

boy likes girl, girl dunno, blah blah blah, girl feels something, unsure, boy dies to something that is DIRECTLY related to the girl, too late for girl to say anything, live miserably
Seriously.. Kannaduki No Miko's story line is something like that, except the he is a she and the she is... well... a she too, really cool, not hentai though. Sad day for all your pervs out there

The byebye, you're dead and i'm widow for life

These stories usually end up with the guy dying. Usually it shows their struggles and stuff, some to the extent of looking for a person to replace them when they go to hell. Blah blah, I slept through one of this shit. For some reason, the girl won't remarry, even if it makes the guy happy. Goddamn woman, can't fufill a dying man's wish. And, the girl would be exceptionally beautiful, what a waste....

I guess thats all for today. Hopefully you would be able to spot these plots the next time you watch a Romantic movie.

All spelling errors are doned on prupose