If life is a bitch... like mother like daughter...

Most of my post are usually done after I come out of the batheroom. I guess I think a lot when I'm bathing.

People have conflict, its impossible to have a smooth sailing relationship with anyone. If two opinions state the exact opposite, either one of them is true... or both are false. Then again, opinions differ from people to people... there is no true "right" or "wrong".

Right now I strangely enjoy listening to "Aerosmith- I don't want to miss a thing" I like the song... everything about it, but sad thing is the lyrics have no relevance to me whatsoever.

Dear reader,

My mind is too stale and dull to come out with interesting stuff to say. I deeply apologise if thats what you have been looking for in my recent posts.

Here's something... I cut my hair recently, those who seen me said I look neater, blah blah blah
Personally.. I kinda hate it. Hair this short... I have to use gel to appear anywhere decent, without it, I look like some fucking blanga ( those that work in construction sites, our friendly black waste disposal experts... I'm not sure about the spelling)

My hair don't sway in the wind anymore, people can know whether I'm looking at them (used to be impossible cause my hair covered my eyes... If its covered, then how can I see, you ask? Learn your freaking science, you can always look from a dark place out to a bright place.. same logic, light has to be there to see clearly)

My obvious dark rings are exposed to the world, everyone can tell I'm a freaking zombie with short hair. I rather be a freaking zombie with long hair... WAAAAAAAAAY cooler.

Okay, zer0ballz out

out of this post

ya... gonna click the publish post button

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Nothing is happening...

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Okay.. it loaded

1 week

One week has passed since my hols started. This one week was rather fun, only downside was that I was at home the whole time. Not very socialable, you say? Quite true, but I'm usually too lazy or too tired or no one bothers to call me to come out. Kinda miss those days when I refuse to go home till its around 7+

Two more weeks to the class chalet. 3d2n, so it should be fun.. should... Anyway, since I stayed home most of the time, I tend to get bored with wow and anime, so I do something else such as watching tv or lalala~. Oh yes.. I eat too.

My mama bought quite some food to stock up, since I would be having lunch at home. Somehow I can't think of anything interesting to say. Wolf's Rain ending is stupid, I mean... watched 30 episodes and everyone dies. I have no idea what's the ending about. Either I'm freaking stupid or its too complicated for a stupid person to understand.

Which part of the body is least being touched? All you "pervs" out there must be thinking, "cock" or "pussy". A TRUE perv would know that these parts are touched the most! not the least. The answer is actually the region at the back of the knee, I don't know whats the real name for it, the part that looks like a shaved pussy when bend your knee, where the calf meets the thigh, around there. This might actually be true, the reason why I say might is because I made the whole thing up.

Okay, lets try to look 300 years into the future.

Religion is dead, the world population decreased to a mere 10 million. Nuclear winter and global warming cancelled each other out (taken from Futurama). The population grew exponentially from year 2170 to 2250. AIDs was rampant. 94% of children were born with AIDs. The world was completely purged of AIDs after the last one died in 2309. Can't think of anything else for now. okay.. the aliens take over and no more human race.

B L A H

My sister requested me to write something about her in my blog... so here it is. May, if you are reading this right now, I suggest you use the counting method the doctor taught you. If you have forgotten, it goes like this... Counting from 1 to 10, and thinking of happy thoughts. After that, sing the I feel pretty song. You know.. the "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and gay~~". Don't make me call your shrink over again just to suppress your rage.

Okay.. all those non-sister readers out there, you might not believe me that my sister is a crazy, violent, unreasonable, nuts, insanemanic and angry girl. My mother used like.. er.. $4000+ for my sister to go through the full anger management course.

Still don't believe me?! I'll give you examples.

1) The damned laptop is in her room, so I have to go in her room to start the download and stuff. The laptop is freaking lag so I'll stay there and wait for the program to load, my sis.. still half asleep starts shouting "GO AWAY LA! FASTER LEH! KAO BEI LA!" I'm sure she cannot remember this, but so does everyone else who is half asleep and unconsiously doing stuff. After all that scolding, she started jumping on her bed, pulling her hair. Almost as if she's possessed, she takes that infaltable hammer and start whacking the living shit out of me... I mean, its a hammer with air in it and she still caused internal injuries.

2) TWO?! Isn't the above example enough? She's a special type of angry people, very rare.. only a handful of cases worldwide, known as angry sleeper. Sciencific name is angrius sleepilocus. ????

If you ever approach her asking whether its true, she would deny everything. I think its because its her inner devil working, thats why she cannot remember a thing. Just like those satanic rockers, they have no recollection of what happened.

ROT FEST 2005

ROT FEST 2005 has begun!

Rot fest is a annual event where lifeless people such as I, rot away at home, gaining a few extra pounds, losing stamina and strength and some swore they lost a piece of their soul during rot fest.

Who are the people most suitable for rot fest? If you don't have a stead, you don't go out often with your friends. You think sunlight actually burns you. You are so lazy you need a breathing machine to stay alive. Then rot fest is the thing for you!

Time: All the time
Venue: Your own home
Date: Everyday
Fee: Nothing, its free

So prepare yourself for the most highly anticipated event of the year, Rot Fest 2005!!

* Please note it isn't possible to actually rot, unless you're dead or a certain part of your body is infected.

OMG! I can't sleep

Haha! In approximately 4 hours time, my EMI paper will begin.
Current time: 4:49 AM

Well, today I had the chance to talk to another suicide wannabe. Suicide means terminating yourself. There are a number of suicide methods most commonly used by teenagers these days, but I'm not going to talk about that today.

Why is suicide your only option?

When you come to a point where you can't take anymore pain because your love-you-forever gf/bf broke up with you, you'll think of suicide. If you die, there's no more pain to feel. If you seriously believe that suicide can end your problems, then go ahead, kill yourself. Give me some of your stuff before you die. If you're a girl and not really fugly, please allow me to pleasure you.
While I haven't given any reason as to why suicide is your only option, I believe that suicidal people should die. Not because their problems would be solved, but because these people have no contribution whatsoever to the community. I may seem a little harsh here, but its true. Remember! Suicide isn't a solution, its a form of escape. It'll only burden your family members and grieve them.

You broke up with your stead? Come on, its not the end of the world, people have to experience this one time or another. If you need a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on, seek your friends. They can help you with that.

There are cases where suicide is recommended. For example, a sure slow and painful death vs quick suicide. Suicide for greater good. Stuff like that. There was this website which taught you how to leave a suicide note. Quite interesting... maybe you can google it.

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If you do, I'll have your sex related organs removed using a rusty but sharp fork.

If I can have one superpower, I want the ability to read people's minds. Cause I have no idea what Satyish and Rhoda is planning. Haha, I seriously got to grow up.Then again, I really want to know whats going on. It pains me to see Satyish trying as hard as he can and see barely any results... or is there? Ahhh... I need to mind my own business from now on. Well.. at least I got Jiewei to discuss theories. Its not badmouthing or what, just interesting theories we come up to explain the current situation.

Lets see how long I can continue typing about irrelevant stuff. Anyway, on the topic of Rhoda and Satyish. Jiewei says he have spotted Rhoda and this mystery guy together... ALONE!!!!!! haha, anyway... to make our lives easier, we decided to call him jacob so we can discuss easier. However, a few days later, after I stumble upon Rhoda's new post in her blog. A name Zhi Yang came up! Whoever can he be? So Jacob is now Zhi Yang until proven otherwise.

Is this guy a competitor? Or just an old friend? Or maybe new friend? Or a cousin? Or a close friend? Or a closer than close friend? Is the war over before it began? Blah blah, some stuff that run through your mind.

From what I know of, Goh is still with his gf, Xue Shi still with Wee Kiat, same old stuff... The rest of the class I'm not sure. Oh ya.. another interesting one, Can you picture Salleh and Ziela? You better, cause... er... I think Salleh should be rather pro in these kind of stuff. God knows whats their relationship now. Zhi Ying still doesn't want Hui Jie to be his gf.... er... JJ has samantha. I have my computer. Thats about it in my class. I don't know ANYTHING about 05 class. So I won't say anything. Because that will be wrong. Doesn't mean what I've said so far is right. Blah...

No one really reads this, its getting more like a diary input than a funny/lame ass post.

Oh, I realised I jump from one point to another very quickly, without much link to the other point. This is almost the way I WANT to speak. But usually I'll get to the point and say the shit quickly.

Time really flies when you're thinking about stuff. What does this has to do with anything? I think about stuff I wanted to type and time flew.

Current Time: 5:22 AM

My friend told me there was no use for me to get a girlfriend, I'm pretty its true. But I still have thought and ideas of "what ifs".

Disadvantages: Experience pain when breaking up, costly, time consuming, go through the whole impressing the other party process, need to know certain untold (can't be learnt anywhere) stuff, restrictions, require to maintain the relationship before it becomes stale.

Advantages: Have certain body contacts which are pleasurable, sort of social status, someone who will be "there" for you, blah blah, you know the rest.. I guess

Sadly, I suck at picking up signals from girls.. if any at all. I hope my casanova friends out there can impart some valuble life skills to me. From reading all these crap, I hope you'll have a rough idea what kind of lifeless lifestyle I'm leading now.

README

Exams are coming...

Take cover! AHHHHHHHH!!

** Head Explodes ** (obviously due to too much reading)

Its these times when true heroes are born!

Everyone knows exams will come one day, just like war, and the key thing is to be prepared for it, just like war. Technically exams = war (close enough) People would be fighting for the top places, some would be fighting for their life (pass the fucking paper), and some.. Inevitably, will die (fail the fucking paper).

Tomorrow is my... CPPB paper. Weird thing was that I thought it was ITM till about 5pm when I check SAS. What do you know, its CPPB tomorrow, I guess you already knew that as I told you just now.

That leads me to my next point, I spent the whole day studying for ITM! well... I didn't, but if I were the hardworking type, I'll be pretty fucked up now. However, if I were the hardworking type, I would knew what's on Tuesday.

Why am I wasting my time typing this instead of studying, you ask?
2 main reasons

1) Cause I don't feel like studying
2) Cause I feel like typing

I hope this has cleared all your doubts. If you still require more infomation (god knows why), you can find me in msn, I'll be online till... er... I finish studying.

I bring to you... the end! w00t, clap * infinity!!

If the exams and war thing doesn't make sense, good. Cause it shouldn't, I have no idea what I'm talking about too.