OMG! I can't sleep

Haha! In approximately 4 hours time, my EMI paper will begin.
Current time: 4:49 AM

Well, today I had the chance to talk to another suicide wannabe. Suicide means terminating yourself. There are a number of suicide methods most commonly used by teenagers these days, but I'm not going to talk about that today.

Why is suicide your only option?

When you come to a point where you can't take anymore pain because your love-you-forever gf/bf broke up with you, you'll think of suicide. If you die, there's no more pain to feel. If you seriously believe that suicide can end your problems, then go ahead, kill yourself. Give me some of your stuff before you die. If you're a girl and not really fugly, please allow me to pleasure you.
While I haven't given any reason as to why suicide is your only option, I believe that suicidal people should die. Not because their problems would be solved, but because these people have no contribution whatsoever to the community. I may seem a little harsh here, but its true. Remember! Suicide isn't a solution, its a form of escape. It'll only burden your family members and grieve them.

You broke up with your stead? Come on, its not the end of the world, people have to experience this one time or another. If you need a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on, seek your friends. They can help you with that.

There are cases where suicide is recommended. For example, a sure slow and painful death vs quick suicide. Suicide for greater good. Stuff like that. There was this website which taught you how to leave a suicide note. Quite interesting... maybe you can google it.

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If you do, I'll have your sex related organs removed using a rusty but sharp fork.

If I can have one superpower, I want the ability to read people's minds. Cause I have no idea what Satyish and Rhoda is planning. Haha, I seriously got to grow up.Then again, I really want to know whats going on. It pains me to see Satyish trying as hard as he can and see barely any results... or is there? Ahhh... I need to mind my own business from now on. Well.. at least I got Jiewei to discuss theories. Its not badmouthing or what, just interesting theories we come up to explain the current situation.

Lets see how long I can continue typing about irrelevant stuff. Anyway, on the topic of Rhoda and Satyish. Jiewei says he have spotted Rhoda and this mystery guy together... ALONE!!!!!! haha, anyway... to make our lives easier, we decided to call him jacob so we can discuss easier. However, a few days later, after I stumble upon Rhoda's new post in her blog. A name Zhi Yang came up! Whoever can he be? So Jacob is now Zhi Yang until proven otherwise.

Is this guy a competitor? Or just an old friend? Or maybe new friend? Or a cousin? Or a close friend? Or a closer than close friend? Is the war over before it began? Blah blah, some stuff that run through your mind.

From what I know of, Goh is still with his gf, Xue Shi still with Wee Kiat, same old stuff... The rest of the class I'm not sure. Oh ya.. another interesting one, Can you picture Salleh and Ziela? You better, cause... er... I think Salleh should be rather pro in these kind of stuff. God knows whats their relationship now. Zhi Ying still doesn't want Hui Jie to be his gf.... er... JJ has samantha. I have my computer. Thats about it in my class. I don't know ANYTHING about 05 class. So I won't say anything. Because that will be wrong. Doesn't mean what I've said so far is right. Blah...

No one really reads this, its getting more like a diary input than a funny/lame ass post.

Oh, I realised I jump from one point to another very quickly, without much link to the other point. This is almost the way I WANT to speak. But usually I'll get to the point and say the shit quickly.

Time really flies when you're thinking about stuff. What does this has to do with anything? I think about stuff I wanted to type and time flew.

Current Time: 5:22 AM

My friend told me there was no use for me to get a girlfriend, I'm pretty its true. But I still have thought and ideas of "what ifs".

Disadvantages: Experience pain when breaking up, costly, time consuming, go through the whole impressing the other party process, need to know certain untold (can't be learnt anywhere) stuff, restrictions, require to maintain the relationship before it becomes stale.

Advantages: Have certain body contacts which are pleasurable, sort of social status, someone who will be "there" for you, blah blah, you know the rest.. I guess

Sadly, I suck at picking up signals from girls.. if any at all. I hope my casanova friends out there can impart some valuble life skills to me. From reading all these crap, I hope you'll have a rough idea what kind of lifeless lifestyle I'm leading now.