B L A H

My sister requested me to write something about her in my blog... so here it is. May, if you are reading this right now, I suggest you use the counting method the doctor taught you. If you have forgotten, it goes like this... Counting from 1 to 10, and thinking of happy thoughts. After that, sing the I feel pretty song. You know.. the "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and gay~~". Don't make me call your shrink over again just to suppress your rage.

Okay.. all those non-sister readers out there, you might not believe me that my sister is a crazy, violent, unreasonable, nuts, insanemanic and angry girl. My mother used like.. er.. $4000+ for my sister to go through the full anger management course.

Still don't believe me?! I'll give you examples.

1) The damned laptop is in her room, so I have to go in her room to start the download and stuff. The laptop is freaking lag so I'll stay there and wait for the program to load, my sis.. still half asleep starts shouting "GO AWAY LA! FASTER LEH! KAO BEI LA!" I'm sure she cannot remember this, but so does everyone else who is half asleep and unconsiously doing stuff. After all that scolding, she started jumping on her bed, pulling her hair. Almost as if she's possessed, she takes that infaltable hammer and start whacking the living shit out of me... I mean, its a hammer with air in it and she still caused internal injuries.

2) TWO?! Isn't the above example enough? She's a special type of angry people, very rare.. only a handful of cases worldwide, known as angry sleeper. Sciencific name is angrius sleepilocus. ????

If you ever approach her asking whether its true, she would deny everything. I think its because its her inner devil working, thats why she cannot remember a thing. Just like those satanic rockers, they have no recollection of what happened.