Church Sucks

Yeah! Thats right! Sue my fucking ass, bring it.

Everyone make mistakes, everybody have their own way of worshiping God, who the fuck are you to say someone else is wrong? Is it possible you interpreted the scripture wrongly too? The same way the fucker you're cursing.

Christianity is flawed, if Jesus is the only way to salvation, there are a lot more souls in hell than in heaven. If God is so fair, those people before Jesus had NO chance of being saved. Poor gentiles. Most of the devil related stuff are similar to that of the Pagans... The opposing religion, it was almost like politics, bring the opponent down to make yourself look big.

Religion isn't a bad thing to have, it helps people, gives them hope when there was none, helps straighten out the character... etc.

So if following the leader that ISN'T of your choice is being a DOG, you're just another bitch to me.

Doubt she'll ever read this.

*** Funny Stuff ***

I came up with a new diease, its called internal bladder explosion.
Basically, thats what it is... your bladder blows up inside you.
You'll know whether you're infected with IBE if;

- You fart urine
- Your skin is sticky all the time and smell worse than normal
- Your tears are yellow in colour
- At the point of explosion, you lost the need to go toliet even though moments ago, urget as hell
- You try to pee, but the urine just drips out

After 2 weeks

- Your skin becomes yellowish, MORE yellowish if you're chinese
- You don't feel the need to pee anymore
- You finally shit out the remains of your exploded bladder
- If you don't drink water, your skin gets more and more orange in colour

Fortunately for you, there's a cure. Its call artificial bladder implantation in place of the previous now exploded bladder AKA (ABIIPOTPNEB) Pronounce it Ah bee poT NueB (silent P)

The operation cost $4000 and has a success rate of 5%. Usually people pay for 20 operations and the 18th or so would be successful.