hello there!

A big hello to all you sick bastards out there!

I'm blogging for the first time in 6789345 years! I know I've taken a long break from blogging, but I assure you... I'm still as nerdy as ever!

Now... onto today's agenda!

I've cut my hair! Again... Big news, if you know me...

Now, why can't malays speak properly?

Coz they like to MATter (mutter). I thought of this myself.
No offense to any malays who read this. I'm singh, do something about it. Not violent things though. And I'm not saying malays are violent. * speechless*

Top 10 reasons why I should get laid.
1) Because getting laid = 1337
2) Because most of my friends done it
3) Because I need to boost my social status
4) Because I desperately need it before some innocent 12 year old girl/boy gets raped (do it for the kids.. please)
5) Because porn is getting boring
6) Because Weilin says I'm gay
7) Because I want to prove that I'm not gay
8) Because I would pay for it (not a lot, mind you)
9) Because it'll be enjoyable, for both sides.. or every other side (if you know what I mean)
10) Because of all of the above

With that, I end today's post. I'll try to update as must as I want to.
kthxbai