Bloggilationismic

Hello. You have discovered the true gold. When people say white gold, we know it's ivory. When people say black gold, we know it's oil. Well, this is called true gold, as in TRUE gold.

Why would I call this post true gold? There was once a man who lived before you and I and dead people's words are usually wiser and profound. He said, "The first post made by Jeremy in September is true gold." What does it mean, you ask? Well, thats what we're going to learn about today.

This man, who went by the name of Nehber Xsis. Weird name, I know. He lived from 1111 to 1211. That's right! A hundred years old, so he's definately wise and senile at the same time. It was documented that Sir Nehber Xsis said the exact same words when he was 4 years old. In commonday english, it basically means "This post is true gold." If you wish to know more. You can purhase my book entitled Quoting dead people. It features many other people such as Dracula, Mdm Bul Shi Eat and many other fictional characters such as Moses and King David.

On to more serious/boring stuff of my personal life. Recently, I've been on a losing streak, no matter what I'm doing. Can someone try to comfort me and make me feel all fuzzy inside before something drastic happens? When I say drastic, I mean me doing something that you don't want me to do. An example would be me streaking in your house. That won't really be streaking but at least I disturbed your family.